Scritta da C. Bucello e F. & M. Russell nel 2003.

Frank writes
"The song was written "put together" during a late night rehearsal for the "Usual Suspects" (which is our trio) on the 26th Of February 2003, and the final words were written by myself on the 28th. The "Rumsfeld verse" followed a week or two later.

The reaction we get varies from quiet laughter to wild applause depending on the audience.. but they always sing along with the chorus, "only one word only two notes, it ain't hard".

Note for guitarists: I use BAGHDAD tuning."