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inviata da ykFQSsCnrUVfnyVWIxl + CCG/AWS Staff - 23/4/2009 - 00:08
Lingua: Italiano
Versione italiana totalmente fedele al testo originale di Riccardo Venturi
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Ma come fate? Vi vengono così, al naturale, oppure qualche funghetto ve lo calate?
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Alessandro - 23/4/2009 - 00:24
Più che altro io e Daniela -k.d.- ci caliamo, da coppia a distanza, serate di Skype selvaggio (v.m. 18) durante le quali nascono queste e altre cose :-PPP
Mo' aspetta, Ale, che devo annà a rimestà li funghetti sur fornello...a dopo!
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Riccardo Venturi - 23/4/2009 - 00:45
Monty Python : Spam Song
Senza minimamente saperlo né immaginarlo, abbiamo rubato un titolo nientemeno che ai Monty Python! Rimediamo immediatamente con questa loro fantasmagorica, fenomenale Spam Song che, in epoca preinternettica, ancora era soltanto la pestilenziale carne in scatola!
Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
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Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
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served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
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Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
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Waitress (to choir):
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CCG/AWS Staff - 15/5/2009 - 23:49
Confesso che presento molte lacune sui Monty Python, anche se mi sono a suo tempo sbellicato con Brian di Nazareth; ma tanto, prima o poi, tutto quanto finisce sulle CCG :-)
Riccardo Venturi - 16/5/2009 - 00:23
Lingua: Russo
Uno spam su Spam Song!
Di spam continuano a arrivarcene a carrettate, neutralizzati dagli efficaci antispam approntati dal Retemaestro. Però, vista la "canzone" dove ci è arrivato questo, abbiamo pensato di pubblicarlo, col suo Aciclovir Cold Sore e tale Victor Moses:
When can you start? http://www.milliput.com/about.html Aciclovir Cold Sore Chelsea want to keep Mata – for now – with their intention being to loan out Victor Moses. However Mata is unlikely to be happy at the club if his first-team opportunities are restricted, particularly in a season that ends with a World Cup.
Di spam continuano a arrivarcene a carrettate, neutralizzati dagli efficaci antispam approntati dal Retemaestro. Però, vista la "canzone" dove ci è arrivato questo, abbiamo pensato di pubblicarlo, col suo Aciclovir Cold Sore e tale Victor Moses:
When can you start? http://www.milliput.com/about.html Aciclovir Cold Sore Chelsea want to keep Mata – for now – with their intention being to loan out Victor Moses. However Mata is unlikely to be happy at the club if his first-team opportunities are restricted, particularly in a season that ends with a World Cup.
When can you start? http://www.milliput.com/about.html Aciclovir Cold Sore Chelsea want to keep Mata – for now – with their intention being to loan out Victor Moses. However Mata is unlikely to be happy at the club if his first-team opportunities are restricted, particularly in a season that ends with a World Cup.
inviata da CjwoOqFncEsTM - 10/2/2015 - 00:48
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Voi non lo sapete, ma questo sito, come del resto tutta la rete, è infestato da spam di ogni genere. Il fatto, però, gli è che noialtri si controlla ogni canzone e ogni commento, uno per uno, e tutti i santi giorni; cosicché nemmeno un milligrammo di spam passa perché lo secchiamo senza pietà. Oggi però abbiamo pensato: ma poveri spammatori! Pensate che vita devono fare, a propagandare per tutta la vita pomatine per l'allungamento del pene e pillole varie! Così abbiamo deciso di dare loro una piccola soddisfazione, proponendo questa Spam Song che è tratta da un tipico spammone che di questi tempi appesta questo sito. Ultimamente i programmi spammanti hanno scoperto come inserire una canzone: compaiono quindi titoli improbabili composti da lettere a casaccio, in lingue di fantasia (ad esempio, questo qui era in “Napoletano antico del '400”!); nello spazio testo, i link alle varie pillole e pomatine del cazzo (che non è qui un modo di dire, ma la realtà effettiva delle cose). Probabilmente è questa la vera poesia del XXI secolo, secolo in cui la potenza assoluta del mondo, pur affogando nella merda, ci mostra quali siano le cose che più contano: l'impotenza, le prestazioni pèniche e il Prozac. Ci sarebbe da ragionare assai su questa cosa; nel frattempo proponiamo questa pagina di cyberpoesia, con l'ovvio accorgimento di rendere inoperativi i link, ma mantenendone l'impostazione originale, il titolo e il profondo spirito. A commento musicale, poiché gli spammoni iniziano invariabilmente con “mammamia”, abbiamo pensato di proporre l'omonimo ed immortale successo degli Abba. Buon allungamento! [CCG/AWS Staff]