If you are elderly, Trump will deport you.
If you stand by a tree, Trump will deport you.
And if you failed to give him money to pay his legal fees
then he’ll deport you after which your property he’ll seize.
If you make fun of him, Trump will deport you.
Say there’s more than one of him, he will deport you
and if somebody breaks into your home late, late at night
you’ll be deported also. That’s the truth, you heard that right.
Of course, Trump hasn’t figured out just how deporting works
but once he does, Melania should be scared.
If she does one more thing that Grumpy Trumpy irks,
her one-way to Slovenia will be prepared.
If you should be too tall, Trump will deport you.
If you won’t give him all, he will deport you.
His plan to make America great
you must hear to appreciate.
It’s simple as can be,
Deport all folks but he.
If you stand by a tree, Trump will deport you.
And if you failed to give him money to pay his legal fees
then he’ll deport you after which your property he’ll seize.
If you make fun of him, Trump will deport you.
Say there’s more than one of him, he will deport you
and if somebody breaks into your home late, late at night
you’ll be deported also. That’s the truth, you heard that right.
Of course, Trump hasn’t figured out just how deporting works
but once he does, Melania should be scared.
If she does one more thing that Grumpy Trumpy irks,
her one-way to Slovenia will be prepared.
If you should be too tall, Trump will deport you.
If you won’t give him all, he will deport you.
His plan to make America great
you must hear to appreciate.
It’s simple as can be,
Deport all folks but he.
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